Monday, August 16, 2010

Eat, Pray, Love, and "the mouth."

I will not be seeing Eat, Pray, Love this weekend. Why? I'm not sure...sort of in the same way I never saw "Duplicity," "Charlie Wilson's War," or "Mystic Pizza." They have Julia Roberts. I'm not sure what it is about Julia Roberts. Usually that phrase has good connotations. Like "I'm not sure what it is about her, but she's growing on me." Nope. Exact opposite. I don't like her dumb hair, enormous mouth, her voice, or the movies she's in. If Eat, Pray, Love had Natalie Portman, or hell, Jessica Alba, I would be there. It's about food right? Just not Julia Roberts. Please.